Fats - BE GONE! (wrong direction)

 How to loose them damn fatsssss!

But first.....

There are many ways to loose fat - "BE slim, get the body of your dreams", but many girls out there are just doing it wrong! Tsk Tsk Tsk , speaking from experience, I have been seeking the quest of being slim ever since the age of , let me see, during college time, 18 years old. I wanted to be skinny PRESTO!

These are common ways many girls would use to achieve their Presto goals, alike me ; 

1. Swallow whatever slimming pills that are the latest and is the 'in-thing' advertised in the social media or by friends recommendation. 

 Here's the catch tho ; by downing pills that way, I just gotta burst your bubble with facts, some pills work and some just don't. Most pills come with side effects, those you can see and feel and some effects that will accumulate and then you see it catching up with ya' with age.

I have taken over 50 types of slimming pills and drinks over the last 10 years , God help me my kidneys and liver are functioning as well, I hope.



I personally suffered many types of side effects, such as palpitation (the feeling of my heart beat as if it was about to jump out of my chest), nauseated, diarrhea, lethargic, and I even farted oil in my panties! Literally, my panties were stained with oil and small amount of yellow poop! Disgusted already? See the things I put my body through just to look slim and beautiful. Darls, our bodies are our temples. Treat them kind always and it will take care of you a lifetime.

Pills do work - yup, for a short moment , and what happens when you stop taking them? There you go, a rebound. They work simply cos it increases your body metabolism, forcing the body to burn fat the wrong way & that's stressing the body. In return, the body goes haywire. Social media are flooded with sales of slimming pills from God-knows-where and have they gone through proper research or clinical studies? Or they simply wanna give my dialysis centre and nephrologist more work to do? Food for thought.

2. Binge eat, go anorexic or bulimic.

Eat , Puke, Eat, Puke - Might as well don't eat!
This is mental retardation, darls. Don't ever do this, you think this is beautiful? I think they look like they're getting ready to live in Bosnia or something. Studies shows that human who suffer from malnutrition are likely to have a higher mortality rate (means - die faster). And these babes are mentally unsound. Don't go there baby or else this is like a tick of a tock to a Mental Institution.

3. Suck it baby! 

Whats that saying - Beauty knows no pain ? The pain is EXCRUCIATING! I worked in an Operating Theater before where I used to see alot of liposuction being done. The surgeon is like 'all so nicey' when the patient walks in and when the patient is 'under' (asleep during surgery) - the surgeon turns into Dr. Jekyll and he forces the huge cannula (needle) and thrusts into the layers of fats melting them and then using a strong pressure vacuum and sucks out the fats alongside the blood and whatsoever body fluid. Man, that's gotta be painful. After those fats are sucked out - what happens to the skin holding the fats previously? U could flip it around and make tosai. (Indian flat pancake)

These ways are trying ever so hard to be slim - GONE the WRONG WAY!

In my next tutorial I will teach you how u can shift fats - and get slim THE RIGHT WAY!

Stay tuned my accidental beauties! Cheers !